Christmas is coming Christmas is closer than it looks. Noelle plans it in one chat.

Your AI Christmas planner

You talk. Noelle plans your Christmas.

Works in a free ChatGPT or Claude chat. No app. No tech skills.

Yes, I Want Noelle

$37, one time. Yours to keep.

Maureen laughing on the couch with a cup of coffee

Tell Noelle everything rattling around in your head. The meals, the guests, the schedule, the worries. She hands back the menus, the grocery trips, and a Christmas morning where breakfast is ready when the wrapping paper is.

You talk, she plans
Full menus, sides to dessert
Grocery list in easy trips
Day-by-day prep schedule
Christmas Day timeline
Everyone gets a job

Here's the problem

The internet has a million Christmas tips. None of them know your family.

They don't know your mother-in-law is gluten free. Or that one kid only eats plain noodles. Or that you have one oven and you work until the 23rd.

So you save the tips, close the app, and end up doing it the way you always do. In your head. At midnight.

Noelle knows all of that, because you tell her. Then she plans around it.

How it works.

Three steps. About two minutes.

  1. Copy NoelleOne tap on your download page copies everything she needs.
  2. Paste her into a free chatChatGPT or Claude. A free account works. Paste, send, and she introduces herself.
  3. Just talkTap the microphone and ramble. One meal or all of Christmas, messy is fine. She asks a few questions, then builds your plan.
A chat with Noelle planning Christmas breakfast on a phone

YouChristmas Eve at my house, 14 people, my sister is vegetarian, I work until the 23rd and I'd love to actually sit down this year.

NoelleGot it. Before we plan a single dish, tell me what you want this Christmas to feel like. Pick any that fit...

I Want Noelle to Plan It

$37, one time. Yours to keep.

She asks what you actually want.

Before a single menu, Noelle asks what kind of Christmas this is for you.

Same way, just easierA few fresh ideasA total refreshFirst time hostingBlending two familiesA new babyThe first Christmas after a lossStretched thin this year

Then the vibe.

Cozy, jammies and slow coffeeFun and festiveNostalgic and classicElegant, candles and cloth napkinsDressed upCasual, paper plates welcomeMagical for the kids

And allergies, before anything else. She won't plan a dish until she knows.

What you get.

A plan made for your family and no one else's

  1. Complete menus, one meal at a timeEvery meal finished: sides, drinks and something sweet.
  2. A grocery list split into easy tripsWhat to buy, and when to buy it.
  3. A day-by-day prep scheduleBuilt around your work, school and calendar.
  4. Christmas Eve and Christmas Day timelinesEverything hot at once, and you know when you sit down.
  5. Who's doing whatSo it's not all on you.
  6. Allergies and food needs handled from the startShe checks before she plans.
  7. Your traditions, kept or reimaginedGrandma's dish stays. Or gets a fresh twist. Your call.
  8. Best friend tips along the wayHacks, little touches, memory makers and planner secrets.
  9. The No-Cook Christmas Day MethodMy method, if you want it. More below.
  10. Extras if you want themDrinks, treats, music, movies and a photo list.
  11. Printables to make it a keepsakeA Start Here guide, a keepsake cover and a thank-you page.

Hey, I'm Maureen.

Mom of four. I've done 22 Christmases as a mom. That's 22 years of trial and error, plenty of fails, and a lot of hacks I wish someone had handed me in year one.

The biggest lesson: don't cook on Christmas Day. I built a method around that rule.

Then I put the method and every hack I've learned into Noelle. She knows them all, so you don't have to learn them the hard way. Think of her as the friend with coffee in one hand and your to-do list in the other.

You still get a homemade Christmas. You just get to be in it. ♡

Walking through the Christmas tree farm with a coffee
Slow coffee in a cozy sweater
Hanging the wreath on a snowy evening
The Christmas Noelle plans for...
Menus decided weeks ahead
Groceries bought in easy trips
Cooking done before the day
Everyone has a job
Breakfast ready when the gifts are open
You, sitting down, in the pictures
I Want This Christmas

$37, one time. Yours to keep.

My method, built into Noelle

The No-Cook Christmas Day Method.

You still get a homemade Christmas. You just do the cooking before the day, so on the day you're in the room.

PREP EVEOVEN ONSIT DOWNYou'rein the room
1. Prep on Christmas Eve

Jammies on, a Christmas movie playing, everyone helps prep tomorrow's food. The casseroles go in the fridge overnight.

2. Oven on, gifts open

Christmas morning, the casseroles go in while the gifts come out. Breakfast is ready when the wrapping paper is.

3. Graze, then sit down

A board for lunch. A make-ahead roast for dinner. Nobody gets stuck in the kitchen.

Love cooking that day? Keep it.
Noelle only moves what you want moved.

Plan My No-Cook Christmas

$37, one time. Yours to keep.

Picture this

Christmas, with Noelle doing the thinking.

How it feels:

FreeRestedIn the roomFinally enjoying it

That's what Noelle gives you. Your Christmas back.

The part nobody talks about

Noelle plans to your budget.

The Christmas food bill doesn't blow up on the ham. It blows up on the extras. The three extra store runs. The second bag of potatoes because nobody counted. The pizza order at 4pm because dinner ran late. The leftovers nobody planned for, going in the trash on the 27th.

Noelle asks your budget up front, then plans every meal to fit it.

She asks your budget first. Then she plans the menu to fit it, not the other way around.
Food for your actual headcount. Portions based on who's coming and how much they really eat. No feeding twelve when eight show up.
Shop your pantry first. Your list marks "check at home" items, so you don't buy a third jar of cinnamon.
Fewer store runs. Groceries split into planned trips, with a total. Fewer trips means fewer impulse buys.
Leftovers with a plan. She plans what happens to them, so the food you paid for gets eaten.
Guests bring real dishes. When someone asks "what can I bring?", you have an answer from your menu.
No takeout panic. A timeline that works means dinner happens on time, and nobody orders pizza on Christmas Eve.

One skipped takeout order pays for Noelle.

Same Christmas. Different December.

Here's what changes

Planning it alonePlanning it with Noelle
Forty saved posts and no planOne plan made for your family
Guessing what to buy, three store runsA grocery list split into trips
Cooking all Christmas DayCooking done before the day
Remembering the allergy at the tableAllergies handled before the menu
Everyone asking you what to doEveryone has a job
Three store runs and a January credit card surpriseA grocery total that fits your budget
Starting from scratch next yearCopy her again and pick up where you left off

Noelle is for you if

  • You're the one who holds the plan
  • You'd rather talk it out than fill in a form
  • Your Christmas has a few curveballs: allergies, two families, a new baby, a hard year
  • You want to sit down on Christmas Day

Skip her if

  • You never use ChatGPT or Claude and don't want to start
  • Your Christmas already runs like a train schedule. (Teach me.)

Questions, answered.

Is Noelle an app?

No. She's a planner you copy with one tap and paste into a chat on ChatGPT or Claude. Your download page walks you through it.

Do I need a paid ChatGPT or Claude account?

No. A free account works. If you hit a free message limit, come back later in the same chat and Noelle picks up where you left off.

How do I get my plan out of the chat?

On a free plan, copy it into a Google Doc and print. On a paid plan, ask Noelle to make it a printable PDF.

I'm not techy. Can I do this?

If you can text, you can do this. Copy, paste, talk.

Can I change the plan later?

Yes. Go back to the same chat and tell her what changed. She updates it.

Do I need the printable planner too?

No. Noelle works on her own. The planner is the paper version if you like to write things down.

Is she safe for allergies?

Noelle asks about allergies before she plans and flags conflicts, but she's an AI planner, not a medical professional. Always check labels and confirm with your guests.

This Christmas, you sit down.

Tell Noelle everything. She'll hand you a plan made for your family, and you'll know exactly what to do next.

Yes, I Want Noelle

$37, one time. Yours to keep.

See you in the chat. xo, Maureen (and Noelle)